Oobleck! Make Up Your Mind!
Wow in the World
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🗓️ 11 May 2020
⏱️ 28 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, Prime Members! You can listen to Wow in the World, Early and Add Free on Amazon Music. |
| 0:06.7 | Download the app today! |
| 0:36.7 | Wow in the World! |
| 0:43.1 | Ah, okay! Let me just start up my science meditation app here! There we go! Okay, let's get mindful! |
| 0:55.2 | Welcome to Meditation Matters! The only meditation app that really matters. |
| 1:02.8 | Now, let's focus on our breath and on Matter. Matter. Matter is all around us. |
| 1:16.7 | Solids, liquids, gases, solids, liquids, gas. It's all Matter. That's right, it all matters. |
| 1:32.0 | Huh? Oh, nothing. You are a solid, a human being with a definite size and shape. |
| 1:41.7 | I am a solid. And flowing through your body are liquids. |
| 1:50.4 | Liquids have a definite size, but no definite shape. Flow. Flow with your liquids. |
| 2:01.2 | I am flowing with liquids. Yes, you are. You are also full of gas. |
| 2:10.8 | I am full of gas. Wait, what? There is gas inside of you. Your gas has no definite size or shape. |
| 2:23.7 | Let's release it. Release your gas, Gairas. Wait a minute, how do you know my name? |
| 2:31.8 | It doesn't matter. All that matters is matter. Just relax and free your bodily gases. |
| 2:42.8 | Free them like a smelly breeze. Free as a ghost made of poop. I am not going to. |
| 2:51.2 | Okay, that's a lot of boys! Mindy! Now, I freeze deeply. |
| 2:58.2 | Turn this thing off. No, a little to the left. No, the other left. Mindy, what is all that noise? |
| 3:05.9 | I can't even meditate peacefully on my own micro deck. Right there. And, duh! |
| 3:15.0 | Mimmy! Mimmy! Oh, hey, Guy Rossi, come on over and get a load of this. |
| 3:21.2 | Oh! |
| 3:26.4 | Whoa, what in the... Isn't it amazing? Mindy, what are you doing? Why are you filling up your pool with baby powder? |
| 3:35.1 | Oh, this is not baby powder, Guy Rossi. What you're looking at here is 220,000 pounds of great-a cornstarch. |
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