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Ah, okay, let me just start up my science meditation app here. There we go! Okay, let's get

mindful!

Welcome to Meditation Matters, the only meditation app that really matters. Now let's focus on our breath and on matter.

Matter is all around us. Solids, liquids, gases, solids, liquids, gas. It's all matter.

That's right, it all matters. Oh, nothing, you are a solid, a human being with a definite size and shape.

I am a solid. And flowing through your body all liquids. Liquids have a definite size, but no definite shape.

Flow, flow with your liquids. I am flowing with liquids. Yes, you are. You are also full of gas.

I am full of gas. Wait, what? There is gas inside of you. Your gas has no definite size or shape.

Let's release it. Release your gas, Gairas. Wait a minute, how do you know my name?

It doesn't matter. All that matters is matter. Just relax and free your bodily gases.

Free them like a smelly breeze. Free as a ghost made of poop. I am not going to. Okay, that's not boys.

Mindy! Now, I free the deadly. Turn this thing off. No, a little to the left. No, the other left.

Mindy, what is all that noise? I can't even meditate peacefully on my own micro deck.

Right there. And, dog. Mimmy. Mimmy. Oh, hi, Tyrazi. Come on over and get a load of smith.

Whoa, what in the... Isn't it amazing? Mimmy, what are you doing? Why are you filling up your pool with baby powder?

Oh, this is not baby powder, Gairas. What you're looking at here is 220,000 pounds of great-a cornstarch.

Okay, Mindy. Cornstarch is at the pool. Anything else you want us to destroy before we go?

Nope, that'll do it. Thanks, boys. Okay, fellas. Pack her up. We're going in.

Huh, Mindy, when you told me last week that you were planning to get your pool ready for the season,

this is not at all what I had envisioned. I know, I know. You were expecting me to fill my pool

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