OnlyFans: The Career Toilet – May 11, 2026
The Drew Lane Show
The Drew Lane Show
4.8 • 5.9K Ratings
🗓️ 12 May 2026
⏱️ 230 minutes
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Summary
- Jaime Pressly joins OnlyFans, Eli Zaret in-studio, RIP Pat Caputo, The Roast of Kevin Hart, Spencer Pratt Mayoral campaign, Blake Lively lies exposed, Prince allegedly had AIDS, and Prince Harry’s grift that is the Invictus Games.
- Michael Jackson was a homosexual pedophile.
- Eli Zaret drops by to question Adrian Peterson’s induction in the Minnesota Vikings’ Ring of Honor, comment on Tyreek Hill’s lawsuit settlement, SNL holding back on Diana Russini & Mike Vrabel, the Detroit Pistons in the playoffs, the red-hot New York Knicks, the NBA Draft Lottery follies, the flailing Detroit Tigers, decent news for Tarik Skubal, the firing of AAA Manager Gabe Alvarez, Donald Trump vs NFL streaming, insane World Cup ticket prices, eulogize Pat Caputo, chick fights on Netflix, White House fights and more. One final sports note… 14U boys are better than college women at sports.
- Sue Bird is DOMINATING Megan Rapinoe in podcast ratings.
- We have a new website. Send your complaints to Drew.
- How long did it take Tom Mazawey to call you back regarding Szott? Call 209-66-Boner and let us know.
- The Roast of Kevin Hart is available on Netflix.
- Spencer Pratt is firing off incredible campaign ads. He was the big winner in a recent debate. The next debate is canceled because the women don’t want to debate Spencer.
- We’re graced with another James Charles mea culpa.
- Jaime Pressly wants $1M and her career seems to be floundering so she joins OnlyFans. Brittany Furlan is a selling her body as well.
- Sponge is coming to Rock and Brews on May 21st. Somebody tell Vinnie to update the band’s Twitter page.
- Blake Lively is the most unlikeable celebrity Kevin Frazier and ET go to bat for her. Ryan Reynolds somehow still likes her.
- Royal Shenanigans: Diddy and Sarah Ferguson were friends with benefits. Prince Harry is not too good with the Invictus Games money. Meghan is probably to blame. Harry will probably bail on the charity like he has in the past. Meghan Markle went to ‘Humility Training’ prior to her Australia trip.
- Netflix is a Joke Week rolls on. Maybe Dave Chappelle will bring out Kanye West again
- There is a 9-hour Prince documentary that may never be seen. Did Prince have “full blown AIDS” or what?
- Milli Vanilli’s Fab is really poor.
- Merch is for sale! Buy it. Or don’t. But do.
- If you’d like to help support the show… consider subscribing to our YouTube Channel, Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew Lane, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels, Jim Bentley, BranDon, and Roberto).
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to the Drew Lane show. |
| 0:02.4 | What are you talking about? |
| 0:04.5 | What are you talking about? |
| 0:06.7 | Like, what are you talking about? |
| 0:09.4 | What are you talking about? |
| 0:11.5 | Drew Lane is mayor of Dittle City with his dog. |
| 0:15.9 | I have no idea what that's supposed to mean. |
| 0:19.3 | Oh, yeah, what's popping? |
| 0:55.3 | Oh, thank God you open Eli's mic just in time to catch his car. Was he just about to talk and I didn't know? Hey, we're in the deals in needy.com studios. And we've got a big show. We've been off for three days and then Mother's Day, so much to catch up on it. We could do like a six-hour show if we wanted to. Oh, let's not. Just say it's not. Two hours of sports. The Michael Jackson thing from Australia we might have to get to that. That sounds like rousing good bit. It is well worth it. So much great footage of Jackson hanging out with kids. And that's the Cassio family they're talking to? |
| 0:55.9 | Yes, yep. |
| 0:57.9 | They got to tell their story finally. |
| 0:59.0 | I have a question. |
| 1:00.4 | This question is going to come up a lot today. |
| 1:05.3 | Why would the Cassio brothers not be talking to the American media? |
| 1:10.0 | Well, first off, 60 Minutes Australia pays. |
| 1:11.2 | I do know that for a fact. |
| 1:14.2 | That's why Thomas Markle would be on there. |
| 1:16.5 | So I'm sure they wanted some money. |
| 1:19.8 | I'm surprised they haven't done a documentary, but I think this is just the beginning, Drew. |
| 1:22.4 | I think they will start to be questioned. |
| 1:26.5 | Well, they've been getting paid by the Jackson estate for years now, |
| 1:29.6 | and they re-upped for more money. |
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