Only Juice Grapes (with Jo Firestone)
Unhappy Hour with Matt Bellassai
Pineapple Street Studios and Audacy
4.8 • 2.7K Ratings
🗓️ 13 November 2018
⏱️ 58 minutes
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Summary
It's raining pants-less men (from the ceiling of a Waffle House), unidentified flying dildos strike again and a deep dive in the form of an open letter. Dear couple who did not thank Matt for holding the door open for them at Starbucks like the kind Midwestern gentleman Matt is, this one's very specifically for you. And finally, the hilarious comedian, actor and writer Jo Firestone (The Tonight Show, Joe Pera Talks With You) joins Matt in the studio for what was supposed to be an interview and game. We say "was supposed to be," because it kind of took on a life of its own. And we're so happy it did. Please enjoy this beautiful mess and make sure to NEVER ask Jo about yogurt. She's into juicy grapes now.
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| 0:00.0 | Fancy a fever tree in a glass with ice and rum. |
| 0:06.0 | You thought I was going to say gin, didn't you? |
| 0:09.0 | But I'm talking about fever tree ginger beer, |
| 0:12.0 | made from three gingers for that perfect blend of freshness, sweetness and spiciness, |
| 0:18.0 | delicious with rum or on its own. |
| 0:21.0 | Fever tree ginger beer mix with the best. |
| 0:26.0 | Mmm, that spices things out. |
| 0:56.0 | 18 plus subscription required, season sees a pie. |
| 1:27.0 | It's called Surviving Why 2K because Dan, he barely did. |
| 1:31.0 | Search for the series Headlong Surviving Why 2K in your podcast apps like Stitcher, Apple Podcasts, Force Modify and subscribe so you won't miss an episode. |
| 1:41.0 | And now for our podcast. |
| 1:46.0 | Welcome to our channel. |
| 1:49.0 | I'm Dan. |
| 1:51.0 | And now for our podcast. |
| 1:55.0 | Welcome to Unhappy Hour, the show where we bitch about all the things we love to hate every single week. |
| 2:01.0 | I'm your host, Matt Bellissai. |
| 2:07.0 | I'm here in the studio as always with my producer Barry. |
| 2:11.0 | Finkle, hi Barry. |
| 2:12.0 | Hey Matt, your show at Caroline's on Broadway was so good. |
| 2:16.0 | I know. |
| 2:17.0 | Good, I'm glad. |
| 2:18.0 | You know what else is going to be so good? |
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