So like I usually do, I made myself a drink before the show started because, I don't know, if I get a little drunk, the shows are better. It's true. Like back in the day when I was doing radio, when I was like a little hungover doing my morning show, it was like much better. Not because I was still drunk, but I was like a little looser. Anyways, I made a vodka soda with splash of crayon, threw in some lime. Whatever, don't judge me. I'm a fucking basic bitch.

And last night,

I had put water in my soda stream bottle so it was cold. So when I soda did it up today, it would be ready to go. And then I forgot to do that. And then so it's made basically a flat tap vodka water, which is disgusting. Who drinks that? A lot of people actually do. As a bartender, people ask for that.

Vodka water. You're sick and you don't deserve basic human rights like the rest of us.

Put some soda water in it. Anyways, I had to go downstairs. I'd throw it out. And I know what you're saying. Well, that's a waste of alcohol.

And you'd be right,

but I'm to the point now where, like, if it don't taste good, fucking get something different. I'm not in college anymore. Same with food. If it's not good, fucking, just order something else. That's my mantra. And that's been tips to living wells. Let's call Brandy. I'm late. She's be mad at me so

bing bong boom boom. Oh, it's

not even doing it. Whoa. Yes. Dude, you were Johnny on the spot to answer that one, because normally

it's like, Bing, bong, boom. Bing, bang. I just clicked the button and then it was just you there.

And there I am. Wow. I know clicked the button and then it was just you there. And there I am.

Wow.

I know.

You got some soddy water?

Yeah, I got some of that.

Mountain Valley Blackberry Pomegranate sparkling water, baby.

Hey, bro, they're not sponsoring us.

Stop throwing out.

I really wish they would.

I did a little research today because I was

like, Blackberry popcorn is awfully specific for a water brand that only has that one flavor of

water. I was like they have to have more. They have a couple more. They had like peach,

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