Only drug laden, crap on the ground, defund the police San Francisco would allow killer robots
Minion Death Cult
Alexander Edward
4.4 • 652 Ratings
🗓️ 28 November 2022
⏱️ 84 minutes
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This week Police in San Francisco draft a proposal authorizing them to use their 17 robots (???) as a lethal force. Conservative readers are torn between their hatred of San Francisco and their passing knowledge of any dystopian science fiction ever written.
Also, a work story involving the police, killing criminals to get traffic moving, and Alex gets owned by a cop.
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Music:
Cymande - Canges
Agustus Pablo - Peace and Love Dub
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| 0:00.0 | All right. So you want to hear a work story, Tony? |
| 0:02.9 | I do. I need to hear a work story. It's been too long, but I hope I'm ready for it. |
| 0:09.1 | Yeah, I mean, it's not as fun as me causing an accident that we talked about on the Patreon episode, but it's a gnarly. It's a gnarly one. |
| 0:19.5 | So I was on Friday, I had to work black friday thank you |
| 0:23.6 | capitalism uh bullshit so i had a split off my route because most of my route is business so |
| 0:29.7 | businesses are sometimes closed on black friday you know bless those people i mean they're mostly |
| 0:34.3 | hospitals so uh yeah but so i had a split a residential split in the central did people. I mean, they're mostly hospitals. Yeah. |
| 0:43.0 | But so I had a split, a residential split in the Central District in an area that I, |
| 0:46.4 | that I used to deliver a lot, but I don't deliver anymore. Still Seattle. |
| 0:52.2 | And like while I'm delivering these residential streets, I see these three kids, |
| 0:57.2 | super young, school-aged kids, a group of three of them. |
| 1:01.6 | And they're like, I kind of did a double take because it seemed like they were acting weird. |
| 1:04.4 | Like, not that I really cared, but it just caught my eye. |
| 1:14.4 | But then I walked by them and they didn't even look at me and like, just was like, oh oh they're being weird kids like trying to decide what they're going to do next or like arguing amongst each other or some shit right |
| 1:17.7 | being mischievous probably yeah or just having some like internal little you know |
| 1:24.2 | oh he didn't want to do what I wanted to do fuck him you know kind of a thing or whatever |
| 1:27.8 | so then i i see him again because they're like walking in the same general direction that i'm doing |
| 1:33.5 | this route in and i like wait for them to pass through an intersection before i turn right |
| 1:38.2 | and they they kind of double take out me but keep walking and then i come back to that street and I grab a package |
| 1:46.7 | to deliver up ahead of me a few houses and I see them and they're standing by a car and as I'm |
| 1:53.6 | walking to this house it's kind of in their direction I hear a loud bang like not a gunshot |
| 1:59.9 | but it sound like somebody smashed a pistol onto a car window or a car hood. |
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