José the Jalapeño gets trafficked to Martha's Vineyard (preview)
Minion Death Cult
Alexander Edward
4.4 • 652 Ratings
🗓️ 1 December 2022
⏱️ 5 minutes
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Summary
As a punishment for new Patrons we're watching Jeff Dunham's new mind-altering special: Me the People
Jeff takes on Cancel Culture, the Joe Biden puppet talks about Hunter's prostitutes, a brand new millennial puppet delights the audience with jokes about participation trophies, and yes, José the Jalapeño gets trafficked to Martha's Vineyard
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| 0:00.0 | But today, comedians everywhere are afraid to make jokes about just about anything for fear of getting canceled, whatever that means. |
| 0:10.8 | You're the one who said it. |
| 0:15.5 | I love the reluctant cheer claptor. |
| 0:27.9 | This is so funny. Like he's grandstanding about other comedians grandstanding what what i love to is i don't think anyone's really because he hasn't been relevant for a long |
| 0:34.7 | time i think people might have said things like Jeff Dunham couldn't happen today. |
| 0:39.0 | But those people would probably like Jeff Dunham. |
| 0:41.7 | And I don't think anyone's like coming after him. |
| 0:44.0 | I don't think there's like a cancel Jeff Dunham movement. |
| 0:47.7 | No, it's not the, oh, Jeff Dunham couldn't be done today. |
| 0:50.6 | It's that one specific Jeff Dunham puppet, the black pimp character, |
| 0:55.1 | couldn't be done today because Jeff Dunham stopped doing it. Jeff Dunham stopped doing it like |
| 0:59.9 | 15 years ago. That's the funny thing too, is that I totally forgot about this, but I love when |
| 1:06.5 | Jeff Dunham comes up, especially where it pertains cancel culture or, uh, yeah, because his last tour was called Still Not Canceled. |
| 1:15.0 | And it's like, yeah, dude, you didn't get canceled because you did the commercially savvy thing |
| 1:21.0 | and spiked your streetwise pimp character with a gold tooth and a purple suit and a |
| 1:28.3 | top hat |
| 1:28.9 | who I haven't seen |
| 1:30.2 | any of the |
| 1:30.5 | material of |
| 1:31.4 | I'm sure it's |
| 1:32.2 | fucking wonderful |
| 1:33.0 | How you're doing |
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