I'm Greg Gutfeld, along with Kaylee McEnany, Herald Court Jr., Jesse Waters,

and she once ran a ski lodge and a snow globe.

Dana Prino, the five.

It's officially been a full year of President Trump driving the lives absolutely loco.

And to celebrate, he annexed the White House briefing room for nearly two hours, holding reporters hostage while he read straight from a giant book of his own accomplishments.

Here's the book on accomplishments.

And this is something.

I'm glad my finger wasn't in that sucker.

They could have done some damage,

but you know what?

I wouldn't have shown the pain.

Look at this.

These are all, each line is something that we did.

Nobody did that before.

And it's big stuff, too. Look, we have the hottest

country in the world. I said, why is it the Gulf of Mexico? It should be the Gulf of America.

I was going to call it the Gulf of Trump, but I thought that I would be killed if I did that.

D.C. is now, you can walk right from here to a restaurant,

right through the center of town.

You can be with your child, with your loved one, with your lover.

Deranged Jack Sixth, he's a sick son of a borg.

They gave me the worst of the worst.

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