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The Solomon Ray Podcast

One Year Down

The Solomon Ray Podcast

Solomon Ray

Comedy

4.9832 Ratings

🗓️ 28 August 2025

⏱️ 110 minutes

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Summary

This episode I spiral over customer service. And I go over questions regarding the first year of parenting.


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Transcript

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0:00.0

What would I see, I see, I see, I want your body on me, without a ladder, without,

0:16.0

without much more models.

0:20.0

What would I do to save the world if we were to go to war?

0:24.2

I would walk down Fifth Avenue in the highest pair of patent leather stilettos that I own,

0:30.2

knees gloss to the gods, wearing Melanie Mills all over my thighs, shining all the way to the

0:35.7

intensity of the brightest sun and star in the universe.

0:39.3

I would have the shortest skirt, bras, titties pushed to the neck.

0:43.8

And I would sit there, neck to the sky, no Adam's apple in sight, because bitch, the neck is giving Eve.

0:51.3

And in the most douched and dangerous manner manner I would simply open my legs and go

0:55.9

and the war would stop as I brush 40 inches of luscious hair that's really 32 inches and the

1:03.5

world would erupt in flames and applause welcome to the Solomon array podcast I'm your host

1:09.2

Solomon array that was a beautiful monologue by Aja.

1:15.8

Welcome to the show.

1:18.1

I'm back.

1:19.4

Let's see if we got reviews, bitch.

1:21.4

This is going to be a 30-minute episode.

1:22.8

I promise you.

1:23.4

It's not going to take forever.

1:27.8

Let's see. Let's see. let's see, let's see.

1:29.6

Do we got any reviews?

1:31.3

Probably not.

1:38.8

No, we do not.

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