4.4 • 640 Ratings
🗓️ 31 July 2019
⏱️ 102 minutes
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0:00.0 | This episode of horror movie talk is brought to you by two schlubby guys. |
0:05.0 | Two slubby guys got together about a year ago and decided they might be gay for each other. |
0:10.2 | But they had to hide it. |
0:11.9 | How would they do it? |
0:13.4 | Go to bars? |
0:14.9 | David liked the idea, but Bryce couldn't stand the taste of alcohol. |
0:19.7 | Meet at church? |
0:21.0 | Bryce was down, but David had a Baphimette tattoo on his shoulder and no shirts with sleeves of any kind. |
0:28.7 | Wait a minute. |
0:29.8 | What about starting a podcast? |
0:32.4 | Okay, seems like good enough cover to me. |
0:35.4 | But what would be the topic? |
0:39.3 | How about the thing that got them the most hot and bothered? Horror movies. Now that the secret is out, how will their families survive? |
0:47.6 | Who will raise their children now that their wives will surely leave them? It's time for the fans to |
0:53.5 | step up to the plate. |
0:55.2 | Because our families will eventually fall apart due to our homosexual love for each other, |
1:00.6 | it's time for the fans of horror movie talk to start supporting the show. |
1:05.1 | Patrons, Amazonzers, shudder lovers, for the love of horror movies, do it for the kids. |
1:15.6 | Hello and welcome to Horror Movie Talk, an opinionated and accidentally funny horror movie review show. |
1:25.0 | Your panel of expert hosts each week are Dr. Bryce Hansen, who holds a Ph.D. in |
1:30.6 | Spookology, and Professor David Day, the foremost expert in scare no-n-n-nows. New theatrical releases |
1:37.5 | always get priority, but we also review older horror movies, both good and horrible. |
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