One Word Voiceovers, Family Words & A Polaroid Audition with Neil Maskell

Restless Natives with Martin Compston & Gordon Smart

Global

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9 • 674 Ratings

🗓️ 8 January 2025

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

It's only taken two odd years to get him on, but this week, kicking off 2025 joining Martin and Gordon in studio is the brilliant Neil Maskell.

Neil chats being the original Compson landlord, bad auditions, roles with Range Rovers, one word voiceovers and leaves us with some poignant words from his family.

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0:00.0	This is a global player original podcast.
0:16.3	Welcome and Happy New Year. It's 2025. I'm the newborn broadcaster, the established face of morning telly, with a plan for the future.
0:23.9	Honest. That's what the New Year's resolution said.
0:26.6	After a pep talk from our guest today, I'm going to be more confident about this push.
0:29.9	Anyway, here he is, the bigger chunk of the Christmas Cracker, the last few bounties in the selection box.
0:34.9	The winning part of the turkey wishbone. It's the gaviscon to my heartburn,
0:38.2	the paracetamol to my hangover.
0:39.9	He's the Viagra format you get the message.
0:42.3	He is, the one and only,
0:43.4	the man to navigate an oil rig and smog.
0:45.6	He can wear a waistcoat and look sexy
0:47.0	and appear in a submarine drama for two minutes,
0:49.5	but live on the BBC promo for 10 years off the back of it, the jammy wee bastard. It is the starter sprinkler, the one and only Martin comes today.
0:57.0	I don't mind the bounty.
0:58.3	You love a bounty, don't you?
0:59.1	Yeah, do you like a bounty?
0:59.9	That's because you, that's why you are this guy, aren't?
1:02.2	Yeah, the coconut.
1:03.7	The coconut and the chocolate.
1:05.4	Anyway, hello, Martin. You good?
1:06.8	Hi, mate, I'd just come off. I'm making it my mission in life.
1:11.2	At one point, I'm going to go on this morning, not hungover.
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