Richard Radio begins in three, two, one.

Seriously, if you want to relieve stress, go to the word of God.

Oh, my goodness.

It's just so weird, isn't this?

Would these people say stuff like that?

I apologize for it.

Are you kidding me?

Let's all do baptism, and I have a little pool here, and we'll all feel nice and relax.

That's baptism.

No, baptism is sacred Christian rites.

All the various yoghs are sacred injure rites.

Wake up, America.

It's time for Wretched Radio with Tocryl.

We're going to the university again today for Witness Wednesday.

We're just going to go talk to folks to see if they will have chats on the radio. And we will ponder the big philosophical questions. Let's see what sort of thinkers we have here. For instance, there's a guy laying on his back who is reading a book, so you want to be a rock and roll star. Hey dude, could I talk to you on the radio? That'd be all right. So you want to be a rock and roll star, do you? Oh, not particularly,

but the author of the book is one of my, uh, the members of my favorite band. Which band is that?

Semi-sonic. And so you're interested, so you're reading the book. All right. Today we're out on the campus and we're going to ask the big philosophical questions of life. You're young. You're thinking about where you're going in life, what life has in store for you. Here's our, you know, the big question that all the philosophers ask are questions like, where did I come from? What am I doing here? Where am I going? You want to grab one of those and tell me what your thoughts are?

Where'd you come from? What are you doing here and where are you going? By the way, how old are you?

I am 20 years old. All right, 20 years old. So you've had some of these thoughts run through your brain, right?

Absolutely. All right. So where'd you come from? What are you doing here and where are you going? going. I don't know. I don't know.

You haven't thought about it.

Where do you think it came from?

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