One Touch Really Is All It Takes

Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast

Ryan Faucett

Relationships, Comedy, Society & Culture, Leisure

4.9 • 3.8K Ratings

🗓️ 2 March 2023

⏱️ 71 minutes

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MERCH: http://bncmerch.com Ad Free & Bonus Episodes: https://bit.ly/tmgstudiosTV_bnc58_audio This week, Brooke and Connor are diving into the celebrity feud of the century: Hailey Bieber vs Selena Gomez. From the laminated eyebrows to salty Instagram posts, the only solution for this drama is to throw these two on a Wipeout course. Plus, they get deep and philosophical this episode because at the end of the day…one touch is really all it takes. Highlights Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/BrookeAndConnorHighlights Email us at DearBandC@gmail.com !! If you listen on Apple Podcasts, go to: https://apple.co/bandc B+C IG: https://www.instagram.com/bncmap/ B+C Twitter: https://twitter.com/bncmap TMG Studios YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tinymeatgang TMG Studios IG: https://www.instagram.com/realtmgstudios/ TMG Studios Twitter: https://twitter.com/realtmgstudios BROOKE https://www.instagram.com/brookeaverick https://twitter.com/ladyefron https://www.tiktok.com/@ladyefron CONNOR https://www.instagram.com/fibula/ https://twitter.com/fibulaa https://www.tiktok.com/@fibulaa 0:00 Cold Open 0:52 Intro 1:22 TMG Fantasy Stream 2:50 How Connor Beat Brooke In Fantasy 4:14 We Are Old AF 5:20 Happy Women’s Month! 6:22 A Horrifying ID Realization 7:14 Wet vs Dry Food 8:00 Should You Tip At Starbucks? 9:58 The Ethics Of Tipping 11:58 What Is Good With Starbucks Coffee? 13:00 Understanding Starbucks Sizes 15:47 Brooke’s Friends Visit Her 17:05 Tom Brady Needs To Chill 19:57 Cocaine Bear IS A Woman 21:50 Connor Gets Locked Out 26:53 Someone Broke Into Connor’s House?! 30:48 Burglary Exit Survey 31:38 Burglary Mystery Solved 33:18 Pee Break Interlude 35:45 Productivity Philosophy 38:52 Lady Gaga’s Lawsuit 41:04 What Would WE Do? 42:44 Loopholes In The Law 46:05 Selena Gomez vs Hailey Bieber 48:50 Put Selena and Hailey In The Ring 50:04 Our Toxic Traits 51:50 Just The Oil Change Please 52:41 Brooke Completes A New Year's Resolution! 53:53 Connor’s Erewhon Crash 55:17 Brooke’s Jaws Experience 57:19 Modern Day Philosophers 1:00:04 Andrew Garfield Is The Perfect Form 1:04:40 A Special Year For PR 1:06:05 Launching Brooke’s New Podcast 1:07:28 Smooches!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Contemporary philosophers are enormously influential right now.
0:03.0	Jay Shetty.
0:04.4	Is philosophy still a thing?
0:05.7	That would be like a philosopher, right?
0:07.2	It's just as relevant today as it was centuries ago.
0:09.0	I think it's just influencers that have words to say.
0:11.9	You're not, you don't have to...
0:13.4	I'm a philosopher.
0:14.3	We're philosophers.
0:16.0	100%.
0:18.5	Oh my god, I was philosophizing today when I said...
0:20.9	We aren't podcasters, we're philosophers.
0:23.0	That's what I was saying about the productivity, that's philosophy.
0:26.2	That's philosophy.
0:27.2	That is the definition of philosophy.
0:28.9	We could sit and stare at a wall all day and that would be the most productive day for a philosopher.
0:34.0	Like ourselves.
0:34.6	That's why we're in this library.
0:36.3	Oh my god, I have...
0:37.2	It's stimulating the brain.
0:38.2	Like I'm having an out-of-body, nirvana experience right now realizing my calling
0:43.2	today with this mic and my cell phone
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