Oof. Haven't done that in a while. I know. I thought about today. I was like, oh, I'll have a canned drink. We haven't done that in a hot minute. I've been bringing a coffee, so. Your coffee on your story today looked. It's so good. Pookie was looking absolutely fire this morning. I know. If I could have just have endless coffee without either shitting my pants or having a heart attack, I wish I could. Decaf. I guess you're right. I have never, I haven't bought in like a decaf bag of beans before. Maybe I should do that. You should. So that way you can. The only thing I would have to do is I pour the whole bag into the machine. So I wouldn't be able to do that. Unless you, like, nobody can't really keep, like, pre-made, like, espresso around. Yeah. I don't know. Yeah. Or I guess I could. I can ground them differently and then put them in the machine. When you need them. Yeah. Maybe I'll do that. You should do that. I know. I love having so many coffee. I've been having, I only have like one coffee a day, but like when I have two, it's a good day. I like having dirty machas, but I like, the only reason I like dirty moshes because I like the taste of the espresso in it, but I don't really need the caffeine in it if I'm not later in the day. So like, I feel like if I just kept the decaf pods, I can make dirty espresso or what am I fucking saying machas. I'm having a poppy. My brain is not fucking working today. Anyways, hi guys. Welcome back to another episode. I'm Sam. And I'm Taylor. We're going to tell you some Austin things. I know. I feel like lately we've been getting a lot of questions about Austin. Whether people want to move here, want to visit here you literally name it we're going to cover it all so i'm excited to go over this because i feel this is long overdue we haven't done an episode about this in like in a while like in a year yeah yeah and like i'm three years deep now living here so i feel like i've experienced a lot yeah i was talking to talking to someone yesterday. I was like, I'm literally a local.

I was like, oh my God, someone actually said that to me the other day too.

I was like, no, no, no, no, I'm not a local. Like, don't want to say it like that. Yeah, no, he was like, no, you're not. I was like, I've just been here. like these transplants like I've been here.

Yeah, but no, it is crazy to see how much the city has changed, so.

I was walking down in Rainy Street.

I was like, fuck.

This shit sucks.

It's so bad. It's all right. I know. Anyways, let's get into our little segments of the week. One thing about us. My one thing about me is that I hate keeping secrets more than anything.

Can't do it.

You guys know I tell fucking everything to the internet.

So I hate secrets so much, but I do love good surprises.

And withcoming of a surprise means you have to keep a secret.

So this past weekend, I pulled it off.

I pulled off the best surprise ever. But I fucking hated every second of it, not like spilling the beans, which we'll get into more of how I was able to keep it a secret, but it was so fucking hard, but I pulled off the best surprise party. Yeah, I would agree. I can keep a secret either. I can keep anything to myself. Because I'm just, like, so excited.

I'm like, oh, my God, I'm going to fucking tell you that I'm, like, throwing you a birthday

party, but I can't.

Yeah, no, but that's just me with anything. Like, oh, you want to ask me about anything? I'm going to tell you every single fucking detail. Like I have no desire to like keep fucking anything to myself, which like it's probably bad.

But like it's just because I do this on the internet.

Like I don't. no desire to like keep fucking anything to myself which like it's probably bad but like it's just

because I do this on the internet like I don't I literally don't give a fuck yeah I told my boyfriend

he has to stop listening for that exact reason because I'm like there are definitely certain things

you don't want to hear about and I don't want you to get upset because you didn't ask to hear it but because because you're listening in the podcast, it's like you are going to hear it. Yeah. Your boyfriend isn't meant to sit in on your chats with your girlfriends. Exactly not. They're not, they're not supposed to. Talking about ex-boyfriends, talking about shit in my pants. Like there's just certain things I would like to keep to myself right yeah 100% but even

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