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Welcome back for episode 289 of the Ross Bullin podcast. I'm your host Ross

Bullin here for our third and final episode of the week to bring you the laughter, knowledge,

and joy you so desperately crave. Listen it's Friday and if you're new here and this

is your first episode literally ever, first of all welcome, but listen to literally

any other episode for a full version of the intro today, I just feel like talking about

this funny shit. I don't want to do all the business up front. It's just me and the

crib smoking, doings, talking noise to myself. All right, no announcements up front,

no amends, you don't want none of this shit do we? We're going straight segments today,

baby. Strap in, first segment. Drake's $395,000 mattress. So a couple of weeks ago or whenever

it was that Drake decided to make the pandemic even worse by forcing us all to listen to

Tussy's slide over and over until we collectively commit mass suicide, which by the way now,

like I knew I would, I have already come around on. I've even caught myself considering

trying the dance alone. Not for fucking TikTok, I will never dance for you on TikTok like

a stripper, no disrespect to strippers, get that money, but just alone, you know, like

just for me, just to see what it feels like just for a second. Anyway, Aubrey put out a

video with that song that was basically a tour of his insane Toronto home, which he apparently

calls the Embassy, which is goddamn hysterical by itself. And he takes another step toward

Michael Jacksoning. They're on the cover of architectural digest, by the way, October's

very own and his modest home. But one of the things inside that modest home, it turns out,

is a $395,000 mattress produced by some Swedish company, the owner of which, Linus Adolfson,

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