This is Paul Hawksby and Andy Jacobs.

And welcome once again to the H&J Daily, some of the best bits of this afternoon's show.

Simon Brodkin came in to see us, the comedian and arch prankster.

He's doing some shows where he's himself, not in character.

He was telling us about that.

And some of his great prankster tale, some of them sporting.

Return for an old favourite.

One size fits all was back in the Green King's summer beer garden.

And yeah, it wasn't a bad game.

It was Women's World Cup related.

Sorry, I got a small pocket of win there.

Just rub me on the back.

Put me over your shoulder, Andy.

I'll try not be sick down you, but put a little bit of muslin on your shoulder. And we had a bit of a chat, didn't we? We did. Yeah, we had quite a lot

of a chat, really. Yeah, we did. Yeah. The phones were a bit of a nightmare. But anyway,

that's it. That's not your problem. This is the best bits. Here they are. Apparently calling your baby after an ex or a football team is around the biggest name turnoffs in a study by parenting site Channel Mum.

Have you met my son Hamilton Academicals?

You could call him, give him the first name of Hamilton.

Yeah, he could call him Hamilton.

But then just give him the middle name of Academical.

That would be all right, wouldn't it?

Hamilton, I walk out halfway through his life, no, I wouldn't.

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