Hi everybody, it's me, Scout McGarry. Great news. An armistice has been reached. It's September 2nd, 1945, and nothing bad will ever happen again. Too bad we had to call this the Second World War because there was one before it, but certainly there won't be a third.

Hello, it's me. Scout. Welcome to the One Chide Debbie. Hi, Scout. Hi, Scout. How's Gloves doing? Oh, gloves is doing great.

Going to just figure out her digestive issues. She seems to really like the sort of like very hard and knobbly carrots that have not been used for the boys abroad.

But now that better carrots are available, I'm feeling great about her future.

Good. I'm really happy for her.

Is it going to be hard when the men take all the meat back? Is that going to be hard for gloves?

Surely they won't take our jobs and set back gender and racial relations by several decades.

Why would that happen? No. And certainly, this is not an excuse to. Surely they won't take our jobs and set back gender and racial relations by several decades.

Why would that happen?

No.

And certainly, this is not an excuse to reflect on my role in the world as a broadcaster and here in the United States of America and kind of how we impact the world and the world impacts us.

And certainly not to reflect on morality and perhaps visions of heaven and hell and how I should update it for this, the middle 20th century.

I also do not like Nazis.

Scout?

Yay!

It's not, that's not a controversial thing to say right now.

What an obvious statement.

Why would you take up airtime caller by calling and telling me about that?

Wait, I like that we're all callers to Scouts show.

Hey, uh, hey,

Scout, I want to talk about the Jets.

The military jets, even now, flying home with our boys from abroad.

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