What I began by telling you this, first of all, it's great to be here.

My wife and I have four kids.

We live in California.

We were having a hard time figuring out why we had four kids.

We've got that figured out and now it stops.

So we're stopping at four.

We had two boys, thought we were done, and then Carol contracted pregnancy a third time.

I went to the doctor to find out if it was a boy or a girl.

I arrived home.

I was teaching at a seminary back then.

I'd get home and I said, well, a boy or girl, I was hoping for one or the other.

And she said, we better go in the back bedroom.

I'm thinking that's how we got here in the first place, but I go back there.

She said, you better sit down.

I sit down on the bed.

She reached into her pocket and pulled out a packet of double-mit chewing gum.

And I said, and she went, we're having twins.

And I now have two boys in college and identical 18-year-old twin daughters.

And yes, you're applauding because it wasn't you.

And one of my daughters a year ago came home from school and said, Dad, I got to write

a biography on somebody that's a Christian leader.

And she said, she looked at me and said, I'm writing a biography on you.

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