ONE OF US IS CRYING: We saw 'Us'
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BRUNCH
4.8 • 603 Ratings
🗓️ 27 March 2019
⏱️ 51 minutes
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Summary
After one host is too scared to watch a horror movie at night, both bad boys successfully see "Us." Also, what happened to v-necks? Did you know Alec Baldwin used to be stunning?
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| 0:00.0 | this might be a time to say you want to jump on Patreon and do... We're going to need your financial help. Hope you guys liked that joke. So, please give us money. Bruch! Hit it, boys! |
| 0:42.0 | Breaking news to me, uh, turkey flew into Stephen A. flew through Stephen A. Smith's window at ESPN? |
| 0:43.3 | Yes, a turkey vulture. |
| 0:44.5 | A turkey vulture. |
| 0:46.7 | What is, it just means a predatory turkey? |
| 0:49.3 | I have no idea what a turkey vulture is. |
| 0:52.9 | I cannot claim to know that species. Okay. |
| 0:53.9 | Well, a turkey flew into Stephen A. Smith's window. |
| 0:58.6 | Through his window, all I cared about people, you were telling me like, oh, it was this, |
| 1:03.4 | this happened, blah, blah, blah. |
| 1:04.3 | All I care about is what did Stephen A. Smith have to say about it? |
| 1:07.9 | What did Stephen A. Smith's reaction? |
| 1:09.7 | Looked it up. |
| 1:11.2 | He, his first thing was to make a suicide joke. |
| 1:16.3 | Oh, no. |
| 1:17.1 | What did he say? |
| 1:18.4 | He quote tweeted a thing about the turkey flying through the window, said, |
| 1:23.8 | damn, even a turkey, capital T, Stephen A. Smith used to be a writer, is that depressed |
| 1:29.6 | from seeing that I'm gone from Bristol, hoping it doesn't harm itself. And then with a |
| 1:34.6 | prayers emoji. Terrible handling of that situation, but Stephen A. Smith. Very disappointing. |
| 1:42.0 | Stephen A. Smith has reacted to much less interesting things |
| 1:45.5 | in much more interesting ways. For sure. And by the way, I looked up what a turkey vulture |
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