One night in Bangkok & other tales

Simon Mayo's Confessions

Bauer Media

Comedy

5 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 9 February 2024

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

What's the honeymoon secret Johnny is hiding? Will you succumb to Huey's tracksuit charm? Who takes a vegetarian to a steak restaurant for Valentine's?

All's fair in love and confessions, as we lend a listening ear to more of life's let-downs looking to find forgiveness for their sins – will they find it?

There are bonus confessions from the producer's file marked 'Not for broadcast', the 'tat' cupboard is open for business, and we resurrect a classic confession from the crypt featuring what might be the greatest confession line of all time, as Jazzy Jeff seeks out; Ugandan Discussions Down The Disco.

Send your confessions and notes for the Parish Notice Board to [email protected]

Transcript

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0:21.0	The count of Montel... Classic Tale. I'm a little bit of Monte Cristo.
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1:10.0	Step into our confessional. Confess all. We won't tell anyone, just the entire nation.
1:17.0	From Greatest Hits Radio, Simon Mayo's Confessions.
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