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🗓️ 3 July 2023
⏱️ 56 minutes
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This week, Gaspare dishes out some amazing fatherly advice about how to survive New York and what to do when your child loses his tooth while pooping. Joe shares a great tip on how to get help supplying your classroom as a broke teacher and the emails include stories about demon students who can control the weather.
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0:00.0 | Hey, everybody, happy early 4th of July. It's to my |
0:15.5 | guys happy 4th July, Ish. |
0:17.8 | Uh, but before we even start, I just want to let you guys know that I'm sitting here. |
0:21.8 | I'm waiting for Gasper to log into the episode and he logs in and he goes, hey, just |
0:26.1 | give me a minute. My son's pooping and he just lost his tooth and then then he walks |
0:30.6 | away and I hear him yell from far away. Yeah, buddy, it was a very big day in the life |
0:38.7 | of a six year old. My son graduated kindergarten today. His tooth was super loose. So this morning |
0:44.2 | he said, Dad, can you imagine my tooth falls off and I finished kindergarten today? And I |
0:50.1 | said it very well could happen. He's like, that would be so cool. And just now he was |
0:54.7 | going to the bathroom and I heard him scream and it fell out, it fell out. I just ran |
0:59.0 | up and he's just holding his tooth. He said, I pulled it off while I was pooping. I'm |
1:03.4 | like, hmm, don't put your hand in the mouth like poop. I mean, you did great, Gasper. Honestly, |
1:08.8 | I just, I'm proud of your dad, your dadness. Oh, thanks. Your dad, your dad abilities. |
1:16.4 | We're a big hype house in this house. I ran up. Lucy was like standing by the bed and |
1:20.8 | she's like, you're too, you're too. She's just chanting it. Melissa's yelling from the |
1:26.2 | other room. We make sure it's known. Have you watched the show yet on ABC called The |
1:32.7 | Parent Test? No, I don't watch any shows. This one's kind of cool. My friend came and |
1:39.6 | visited for my one of my best friends from college came and visited all last week. Him |
1:43.9 | and his wife, his wife seven months pregnant, such a trooper by the way. We kept her out |
1:48.4 | all day. We went to the beach all day. We got home and then we just like two of us got |
1:52.6 | drunk at the beach. And then we're like, let's go to the bar and she's like, okay, just |
1:57.6 | like drove us to the bar. Shout out to Andrew and Courtney. So then we're like, they showed |
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