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🗓️ 4 March 2006

⏱️ 41 minutes

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A Gateway sermon.

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0:00.0	Thank you.
0:03.0	Thank you, Robert. Good evening.
0:06.0	It's so good to be here.
0:08.0	My name is John. What's your name?
0:11.0	More.
0:12.0	Nice to meet you.
0:14.0	Nice to meet you.
0:15.0	Since we have just a couple extra minutes and I really am going to teach,
0:18.0	I have an amazing sense of humor and I'm 59 and I have discovered the meaning of life and I have it here
0:28.8	on this laminated card because all of us ask questions about life and I'm just so excited because I figured it out and I laminated it.
0:37.0	Which means, when I laminate something that means it's extremely special.
0:43.7	If I would have been Moses,
0:45.6	when I went up to top of Mount Sinai,
0:47.3	I would laminated the Ten Commandments.
0:51.6	You know what I mean, I wouldn't have put them on stone, you know those things will break.
0:57.0	I'm going to explain the like to you right now.
1:02.0	On the first day, God created the dog. I'm going to explain life to you right now.
1:03.2	On the first day, God created the dog.
1:06.4	God said sit all the day by the door of your house and bark at anyone that comes by.
1:11.2	I'll give you a lifespan of 20 years or the dog said that's too long to be barking.
1:15.0	Give me 10 years and I'll give you back the other 10 and God agreed.
1:19.0	On the second day God created the monkey, God said entertain people people do monkey tricks, make them laugh.
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