One Long Muscle with Mary Elizabeth Ellis
Life Will Be the Death of Me with Chelsea Handler
iHeartPodcasts
4.3 • 4.6K Ratings
🗓️ 16 April 2026
⏱️ 59 minutes
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Summary
Mary Elizabeth Ellis (It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia) chats with Chelsea about the importance of teenage haircuts, softening her parenting instincts, her 20-year marriage to Charlie Day. Then: A friend just wants to see her bestie’s baby. A small-town barista wonders if she should shelve dating for a while. And a business badass struggles with timing for building her family.
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Catch Mary Elizabeth on Netflix’s Man on the Inside - season 2 is out now!
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| 0:00.0 | This is an IHeart podcast. |
| 0:03.0 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:05.0 | Okay, for the High and Mighty Tour, people, we are rock and rolling. |
| 0:09.0 | These are the shows we have coming up. |
| 0:11.2 | April 16th is Albuquerque. |
| 0:13.1 | April 17th is Mesa, Arizona. |
| 0:15.1 | April 23rd is Kansas City, Missouri. |
| 0:17.7 | April 24th is St. Louis, Missouri. |
| 0:19.9 | April 25th is Minneapolis. April 30th, Nashville, May 1st, |
| 0:24.8 | Charlotte, North Carolina. May 2nd is Durham, North Carolina. May 6th in Los Angeles at the Saban |
| 0:31.2 | Theater for Netflix is a joke. April 15th, I will be in Saratoga, April 16th, Monterey, April 17th, Modesto. |
| 0:39.4 | I will be in Port Chester on June 4th. |
| 0:42.6 | June 5th, I will be in Boston, Massachusetts. |
| 0:45.1 | June 12th, I will be in Portland, Oregon. |
| 0:47.6 | And June 13th, I will be in Seattle, Washington. |
| 0:51.0 | June 27th is going to be Hyannis, Massachusetts. |
| 0:56.2 | August 6th is Red Bank, New Jersey, |
| 1:02.8 | August 7th, I'm coming home to Montclair, New Jersey. August 15th is Calgary, Alberta, Canada. |
| 1:09.6 | September 18th, Santa Barbara, September 19th, San Diego. September 25th, I will be at the beacon in New York City. September 26th, I will be in Philadelphia. September 25th, I will be at the beacon in New York City. |
| 1:12.9 | September 26, I will be in Philadelphia. |
| 1:15.9 | September 27th, New Haven, Connecticut. |
| 1:20.4 | October 2nd, Atlanta, Georgia, October 3rd, Baltimore, Maryland. |
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