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Modern Love

One Last Swirl | With Jason Alexander

Modern Love

The New York Times

Nytimes, Redemption, Society & Culture, New York Times, Love, Essay, Storytelling, Loss, Nyt

4.48.7K Ratings

🗓️ 6 July 2016

⏱️ 24 minutes

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Summary

Jason Alexander -- best known as George Costanza from the iconic 90's sit-com "Seinfeld" -- reads a story that explores mortality with the help of a resilient pet fish.

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Now enjoy Modern Love.

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From The New York Times and WBUR Boston, this is Modern Love.

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Stories of Love, Laws, and Redemption.

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I'm your host, Megna Chakrabardi.

1:11.0

We have an encore presentation for you this week and we're going back to one of our very first episodes of the podcast.

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It's a story that explores mortality with the help of a resilient pet fish and it was brought to life by Jason Alexander.

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You know him as George Costanza from the iconic 90s sitcom Seinfeld, but this performance shows another side of the versatile actor.

1:34.0

Here he is reading Dan Berry's essay, Just One Last Swirl Around the Bowl.

1:42.0

My daughter's stupid fish is dying.

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She is coping with the news by making the necessary arrangements for a burial at sea via flush toilet.

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To her, death is an unformed concept. She is 5 and 3 quarter years old.

2:01.0

I though am unnerved by the fish's approaching demise.

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I gaze into the clear, round bowl, hoping for another performance of its darting dance of life.

2:12.0

Instead, I see only a creature as still as the ceramic mermaid it leans against, say for tiny gills that seem to be gasping.

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This is crazy, I know.

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