From the Abraham Lincoln radio studio at the George Washington Broadcast Center, Jack Armstrong,

and Joe Getty.

The Armstrong and Getty Show.

I didn't lose my life in Lost in Arm.

It's not the end of the world.

They got my elbow.

So, I don't have an elbow, but I can still move my arm around and whatnot.

I just saw a little lake just trying to go over there and just, you know, to a little

pee would not something happen where I either tripped or like something the ground below

me kind of just went down and I ended up in the water.

And that's literally the last thing I remember.

Fusion, I was like, whoa, like I was just, I woke up and I was just sitting here and

that looked over and then I saw the arm way it was and I was like, oh, you guys just

put like my arm just there, but not there.

That is a gentleman who is enjoying a few pops at banditos in Port Charlotte, Florida.

That sounds like a bar I would hung out at.

And by golly, his bladder was fully, didn't like the indoor facilities apparently and

I'm not waiting.

One 45 in the morning on Sunday.

That's also known as late Saturday night.

Right.

He figured he'd wander over toward the local pond and pee he fell in and the gator had

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