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The Someone asked me if a cereal was good or not.

I think it was blueberry morning crunch.

And I was hesitant to answer it first because I feel that value is subjective.

But then I realized that I had eaten every cereal,

so I felt qualified to make that decision.

And I hope the person appreciated when I said I've tried every cereal

that I wasn't being facetious,

but was instead insisting that I had eaten every cereal.

Welcome to the empty bowl meditative podcast about cereal.

My name is Justin McElroy and I'm a serial enthusiast.

And my name is Dan Gobert and I am a serial time dilator.

In the sense that when I eat a bowl of cereal, the whole world sort of slows down into one beautiful exploded moment.

Fantastic.

What was the last bowl of cereal you had, Dan?

I had some strawberry honeybunches of oats with some strawberry Greek yogurt.

I really mix it up, textually speaking.

I would recommend it if you'd like the experience of eating cereal inside of another

semi-solid substance without compromising the crisp integrity of the

cereal itself.

Guess what I had last night?

I had a bowl of Quaker corn squares that I ordered from Canada.

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