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The Empty Bowl

One Hundred and Twenty Four

The Empty Bowl

Justin McElroy

Health & Fitness

53.1K Ratings

🗓️ 21 December 2025

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

This is the one-hundred and twenty-fourth episode of The Empty Bowl, in which the Cap'n presents a Conundr'm, Dan and Justin bond over a nauseating cereal experience, and we hear from an unnamed cereal legend.

Catch up on our cereal rankings at ⁠⁠⁠tinyurl.com/tebrank⁠⁠⁠!

Support us on Patreon at ⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/theemptybowl⁠⁠⁠!

Transcript

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0:00.0

The

0:07.0

The Ho, ho, ho, ho. I'm her.

0:23.6

I'm her, ho, ho.

0:39.1

I'm ha, huh, huh, hungry.

0:44.1

Santa?

0:45.9

Nope.

0:47.6

It's Justin and Dan.

0:50.1

Welcome to the empty bowl, a meditative podcast about cereal.

0:55.4

I am your co-host.

0:58.4

I'm a serial enthusiast.

1:00.0

My name is Justin McElroy.

1:01.9

And I am the other co-host.

1:03.6

I am that aforementioned Dan, specifically Dan Gubert.

1:08.0

And I am a serial snowplower carving through the various vanilla and birthday cake

1:14.4

cereals, so you don't have to.

1:17.7

We are going to talk about serial news.

1:20.9

We're going to talk about serial reviews.

1:23.4

Dan, if you would like in the serial reviews segment, I will tell you about the Grinch.

1:29.2

Oh, please.

1:29.8

If you'd like to hear about the Grinch.

1:32.0

Is he going to steal my cereal?

1:34.1

And then we will probably rank some serials.

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