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The Serial doesn't expect anything of you.

Just like all the other inanimate objects in your life.

It's happy that you are you and you're observing it.

And it loves you for that as much as serial can love.

And for 30 minutes, I don't think it's too much to ask that you love it back.

Hi, my name is Justin McRoy, and I'm a serial enthusiast who'd like to welcome you to the empty bowl.

And my name is Dan Gubert, and I am a serial's judge, jury, and executioner.

What does it mean a meditative podcast about cereal? Well, my friend, it means that for the next 30 minutes, you, me, and Dan are just going to relax. And we're going to think about cereal a little bit. We're going to hear some news, maybe of a review. We'll have a freestyle segment, but it's going to be relaxing. Dan, do you feel a relaxing show is in the carts this week?

I think we should mix it up.

We've been having some really aggressive, loud, like punk rock sort of shows recently.

Maybe let's dial it back.

Do like an acoustic episode for once.

Yeah, just for nothing else, the insurance on this place has just been skyrocketing recently.

Wow, Dan, a big list of news here. Let's start off with the big story.

I know, it's crazy that we had such like a dry spell of new serial news, and now we're blessed

with milky abundance. And this first one is really gonna this is really

going to appeal to people who were children in the 1960s specifically yeah they found a

dust some dusty old molds uh yeah general mills is bringing back Twinkles cereal.

And if you don't remember Twinkle cereal, I really don't blame you.

And you, yeah, you probably still have a functioning memory.

Like you still remember things for your life.

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