From Everywhere USA, it's Fox Across America with Jimmy Fala.

Oh, girl, Donald Trump spent the weekend doing the YMCA while the one-legged Ayatola went to IHop.

Stop it, it's going to be a chippy show a Monday episode of Fox Across America with Jimmy Fala.

We're going to have a grown-up discussion about the Oscars.

That was a hot mess inside a dumpster fire, inside a train wreck.

And if you don't believe me, just ask Elon Musk, who retweeted my Oscar analysis earlier this morning and turned my feed into like a viral argument threat over people calling me a white supremacist and a Nazi.

Couldn't be any further from the truth.

Fox Across America with Jimmy Phala very much in all skate, you are all welcome on this show, no matter who you vote for, no matter what you identify as.

If you're new to this show because you saw a viral tweet today from Elon Musk. Understand my claim to fame is that I am the

only TV host who's not on Ozempic. That boy is a P-I-G-P. That's the only unique thing about me.

Yeah, I grew up driving a taxi in New York City, but that had the end. People begin to talk after your third vehicular homicide. But as I sit here right now, I'm just a guy who wants to have the conversation. I don't care you vote for. I don't want to be in charge. I'm just trying to be good company. You know, if you're working right now, hopefully these next three hours kind of pick up your day. If you're heading home, hopefully this conversation keeps you from hitting the bottle a little too hard or having the level of dessert I'm known for having on the weekend, you know. Put that cook it down now. Okay, I'm just trying to be a conversational port in the storm. Say that every day. Okay, this show is an off ramp. We're giving you politics the way you give a dog its vitamins. If you give a dog a vitamin, it's going to drop it right on the floor. But if you wrap that vitamin up in so much peanut butter, the dog has no idea. Guess who eats all of his vitamins? The dog does. That's how we feed you the news on this show. So 888-88-98-98-9-1-0 is the phone number.

The rules the same every day.

Be a Republican, be a Democrat.

Just don't, under any circumstances.

Be a...

Bang, happy Monday.

A couple of thanks.

If you watched Fox News Saturday night, thank you.

That was an absolute wall-to-wall banger.

Everybody was great.

If you came to my show in Springfield, Missouri, double thank you. That was an outrageous night at the Gileas Theater. Some of the rowdiest fans you'll ever talk to, the thing was off the rails from Word One. It never recovered. We had the best time. The meet and greet was outrageous. So if you want to see me live and be a part of any of that magic, obviously can get those tickets at Fox Across America.com. We'll be announcing three new dates tomorrow. But the big thing for me over the weekend, if you didn't see this on Instagram, if you're not following me on Twitter, like I'm not kidding. Elon Musk retweeted my tweet today and caused just an absolute S storm in the comments.

Follow me at Jimmy Fala.

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