Heylechaters. Welcome to the always cheating podcast. My name is Josh. I'm here with Brandon. Happy post- Thanksgiving to you, Brandon. How are you?

Josh, I'm thankful for Ali Watkins. Maybe I'm the only one on the planet who is thankful for a five-pointer from a striker who's like sucking up $8 million of fantasy budget.

But I'm just gonna,

I'm gonna stand Ollie until the end of the season,

I guess,

even though I missed his one blockbuster a week.

But I think Ali Watkins is a great player.

And that speaks to the theme of today's episode, right, Josh? Yeah. Although I would say

that's, that is a lukewarm to cold take, Ali Watkins being a good player. But I, yeah, the theme of

this week's pod, we're going to talk a little bit about Game Week 14. We're going to review Game

Week 13 as well, but mostly what we're going to do in this week's pod is to have 20 hot takes for all 20 Premier League teams, Brandon. It's a one take per team. Some of these takes are hot, hot, hot. Some of them are media. It's like that hot ones. You never seen hot ones on YouTube? I know you have, Brandon. It's like hot ones on YouTube. You start off. You got a couple mild ones. And then, you know, you get the, uh, this is kind of delicious, actually. Exactly. And then occasionally get debom. They throw that in there, right? And that's on, that's the hotest. Yeah. Even though, and even though it's like the seventh one, right? It's like, even though the other go higher on, what's the scale again? Like there's

some, oh yeah, it's, what is that ghost pector, ghost pepper scale? Yeah, yeah, whatever it is, right? So,

yeah, so our takes will go up and down as we go in terms of total spiciness. But I think it'll be

fun way to break things up a little bit and just talk about fantasy

from, I don't know, maybe a slightly different perspective. And I think a lot of people are

looking for fun right now, Brandon, because...

Scoville, by the way. Scoville. That's right. Scoville, of course. I couldn't love that one.

No, I know. I would have looked it up in a second. But I think it's a, we're not all necessarily

having the most fun with the, with fantasy itself. I've said before, and I'll say it again,

the Premier League season has been enjoyable. I am enjoying myself. Like, watching these matches

has been a lot of fun. The Villa Spurs match was a wild game, like a lot of different things. Holy crap. I was like watching two 10-year-olds play FIFA. It was incredible. It was great. It was all over the place. A Sunhead, I think, eight disallowed goals. It was just like all over the place that match. It was a lot of fun. I thought that Liverpool Man City match was pretty interesting as well.

Maybe because the last game that we saw with Man City was that 4-4 thriller, the fact that

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