One for the Money (Season 3, Episode 2)
The Golden Girls Deep Dive Podcast
Golden Girls Deep Dive
4.6 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 15 September 2025
⏱️ 57 minutes
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WELCOME THE GOLDEN GIRLS DEEP DIVE PODCAST! Starting from the beginning of the show, each week we recap an episode of The Golden Girls. Along the way, we sprinkle in researched deep dives into something from the episode or The Golden Girls universe!
In Season 3 Episode 2, our ladies are in the middle of their latest money-making scheme: wedding catering, which they have absolutely no prior experience with except for the old working song (sing along, Cheesecakes!), "Gonna stuff a chicken! Like my momma taught me!" Shenanigans ensue when the girls recall other attempts they had to make money, like the time they competed against each other in a dance marathon, pitting roommate against roommate (against stunt double) against roommate!
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, |
| 0:11.9 | Hi, Mother Cheesecake. |
| 0:17.8 | Papa. |
| 0:18.7 | Can I tell you, girl, I just got back from London. |
| 0:20.8 | I just finished my last show. Yeah. Of my 40 city tour, London was absolutely amazing. And you told me to remind you about something amazing that you did. Oh, I went to the artist walk. Tell me about it. I got to tell you. I just went to the artist walk on the Thames. It was not on my list of things to do. It was stunning and gorgeous and fun. And I had a great time. One of the most memorable things I've done in the city of London. So what is on the artist's walk? It's like a garden and it's right on the Thames and it's beautiful. It took my breath away. Aw. Yeah. You take my breath. |
| 0:54.7 | You take my breath away. |
| 0:56.7 | Shall we get into the episode? Yeah. So what are we doing today? |
| 0:59.3 | We're doing season three, episode two, one for the money. |
| 1:02.3 | Written by Kathy Spear, Terry Grossman, Barry Fonaro, Mort, Nathan, Winiford, Hervey, Stallworth. |
| 1:07.5 | That's a lot of people. It's a lot of people. Well, we'll find out why. This is one of those flashback episodes. Yes. Directed by Terry Hughes, original air date, September 26, that's my mom's birthday, 1987. My mom probably had, that might have been before she got sober, so she probably had a great birthday that day. Well, we open with the blue sedan speeding up the driveway, the car door opens, Scooby-Doo must be driving. I love it so much because we know that Rose isn't driving this time. So she lent her car to somebody because we opened in the kitchen. Rose is massacring this magazine at the kitchen table. And I was going to ask you, I'm like, is she doing that actress busy work? Why is she so in, like, she's really ripping that magazine apart? Well, she rips out a page. She wants to save something apparently. She's going to fold it up and put it in that blue and white dress that she's wearing. Blanche and Dorothy entered. Dorothy is carrying a pizza. I just love this so much. They say, Hi, Rose. We brought dinner. |
| 2:01.7 | What'd you get? |
| 2:03.7 | A bucket of chicken. |
| 2:13.4 | I hope you like it extra flat and crispy. |
| 2:17.5 | It's a pizza, Rose. I knew that. I just meant what kind? Did you really know pizza, Rose. |
| 2:18.8 | I knew that. |
| 2:20.0 | I just meant what kind. |
| 2:21.8 | Did you really know that, Rose? |
| 2:22.3 | No. |
| 2:24.4 | But I thought I could cover. |
| 2:32.0 | And the way that B. Arthur looks at her like she is the dumbest person on Earth. |
| 2:33.8 | She's holding a pizza. |
| 2:34.2 | Yeah. This is how I know. I wouldn't know how to say a line like that. She's holding a pizza. Yeah. |
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