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🗓️ 1 October 2025
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| 0:00.0 | Keep It is brought to you by Helix. Summer is officially over, which I voted against. But that means fall is coming up. And how am I preparing? Oh, honey, I'm going to sleep in my bed. And I'm going to sleep longer than usual. And I'm going to sleep, as you know, with one knee up. Kind of in a Flojo position. Picture her mid-sprint. We don't know if she was juicing or not, but we do know that she looked amazing on the 100 |
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| 1:04.0 | And we're back with an all new episode of Keep It. |
| 1:07.2 | And where the hell are we? |
| 1:09.4 | I'm Louis Fertile. |
| 1:10.2 | I'll explain. |
| 1:29.4 | I'm in Brooklyn this week with the show Jimmy Kim alive, which is still on the air due to get this rights. But we're here now. I'm recording this week with our special guest who's been on the show before, but never with me. Never. Is it personal? No, I think whenever you had something to do, I would feeling for you. |
| 1:29.9 | Right. |
| 1:32.4 | They actually kind of thought it would be too much to have the both of us. |
| 1:34.0 | It could only be one or the other. |
| 1:36.0 | It's Jay Jarden, the fabulous comedian. |
| 1:37.4 | Thank you for having me. |
| 1:39.4 | Hello, Keep It fam, once again. |
| 1:40.6 | Yeah, thank you for having me, Lewis. |
| 2:00.9 | I also want to say you weren't positive you'd be on camera and yet you look like the slickest member of West Side Story. Listen, and once again, as a shark, as a shark, not a jet, I didn't know I was going to be fully on camera. So the pants, they might have not been as cute, but you know, I had a little time. Yeah. Yeah, I gave you the full look. You're welcome. Yes. Thank you. Thank you. No, we try to do full glamour here, except no one even cares. You were bringing it. I'm happy that you're here in Brooklyn with the TV show that is still on the air. I am dazzled to be employed. How's the past two weeks or week been for you? Well, my takeaway is the first five hours we didn't have a show. |
| 2:21.0 | It felt crazy. And then afterwards, the blowback was so intense. I'm like, I know how this works. We're going to get back on the air. So everybody else got to be, like, astounded and, like, really root for the Rudy comeback story of our show. But I saw the ending, you know, halfway through. I was Roger Ebert |
| 2:34.9 | about it. I've seen this movie before. I was amazed that certain people didn't speak out |
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