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2 Girls 1 Blunt

Once You Go DICK, You Never Go Back with AraQueenBae

2 Girls 1 Blunt

Jaime Lee Simmons, Emily Wade

2 Girls 1 Blunt, Cannabis Podcast, Influencer Podcast, Emily Wade, Tiktok Podcast, Top Comedy Podcast, Stoner Podcast, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Jaime Lee Simmons, Weed Stories, Stand-up

4.7548 Ratings

🗓️ 16 July 2024

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Good morning, happy Tuesday, and welcome back to 2 Girls 1 Blunt. We have our good friend, AraQueenBae on the pod today as we discuss the Nelk Boys Bachelor release, Sketch, phone scams, Suits, and more. Find AraQueenBae here: https://www.instagram.com/araqueenbae/?hl=en 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relatable humor on dating, mental health, and everyday chaos, sharing personal...

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I was supposed to come to dinner and I was like a half hour late. And so they told, they told this like, um, little bald manager guy told them like, I don't know. He said he wasn't going to seat us until like the whole party was there. So Danieli was like, oh, Jamie's, like she's not coming. So me and her get seated. Jamie ends up coming like 20 minutes later and he walks

0:22.3

up to us and goes, you know, you guys wouldn't have been seated. Like if she wasn't here, like, we would have let you through if you had just told us the truth. And like came up to us very passive aggressive at Uchi, which is like in the middle of our meal. What are you doing? I thought you're gonna say he was like like carbone or something. No, but still, Uchi is good. It was expensive. Yeah, it is. Lunch for a happy hour was like 300 bucks. No, it's wild. And you're probably still hungry after. Oh no. We were full. No, it was so good. Every time I eat sushi, I'm like still hungry. I love sushi. We got fried chicken with it, so I think that helped.

0:54.4

Oh. And edamama has a shit ton of protein, so that fills you up. But we were walking out

1:00.0

and she's like, I can't believe that guy did it to us, that fucking little bald bitch.

1:04.1

And we turn and he's standing right there. Outside on the corner.

1:09.4

Oh. Like 10 feet from us us and she was that fucking ball little

1:13.5

shit and i see him i clock him as she's going and it's like too much it's too obvious if i

1:18.5

like interrupt and i'm also like oh my god i can't believe this is happening

1:21.7

and then daniel he just walks and goes, I'm going to kill myself.

1:31.4

And we were just laughing and we had to walk by.

1:35.2

Oh my God.

1:36.3

Well, now he knows he's a little bald bitch.

1:38.6

But we love bald men.

1:39.7

We probably already knew that.

1:40.8

I like bald men, not bald bitches.

1:43.0

Oh.

1:43.3

If you're going to be a bald and bitch,

1:44.9

you got to pick your struggle. Choose one. Yeah, like you could be a boss bald man. Yes. So sexy. I will ride your bald thing. Who are we talking to, talking about today that I was like he's hot, but he feel like he hides the bald with the hat. Bradley Martin. Oh yeah, Bradley Martin. I didn't even know he was bald because he doesn't show his head.

2:01.8

He's bald.

2:02.9

Yeah, but he's so hot bald.

2:04.4

But it's like also like if I'm like show it off.

2:06.5

Just go to Turkey and get the goddamn hair shirt.

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