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Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty.

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The Louvre just announced that hundreds of Egyptian books were damaged in a recent water leak.

Yeah, Egyptians were like, well, they would have been fine if you just left him here in the desert.

Right now, the director of the Louvre is like, I'm ready for 2025 to be over.

Okay.

Yeah, that was another black eye for one of the world's most famous museums. Yeah, I was watching, I think it was ABC News last night, and they mentioned that a bunch of the books got wet, but the museum has said none of the books were damaged. I know, I heard that too, and I thought, what? I got the books wet a lot, and they were damaged. Books from the 19th century, so 150-year-old books got wet. And that's nothing to...

Okay, whatever. Nice to be art.

It's a very French thing to say, huh? Oh, hey, just dawned on me what you're so excited about hearing about, how Americans spend their time.

Yes! Yes, that's what I want to know.

We will get to that in a bit. I also want to get to the piece entitled,

we gave students laptops and took away their brains. But before we get there, wanted to

touch on, do you remember the University of San Diego? Or University of California at San Diego,

put out a report that they have to have remedial math for lots and lots of their enrolled students at a university.

You're in theory, talented enough, elite enough to get into a UC school but need a remedial math class.

Right, right.

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