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Once We Were Spacemen

Once We Were Starving Artists | Episode 21

Once We Were Spacemen

Nathan Fillion & Alan Tudyk

Arts, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Performing Arts

4.91.5K Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2026

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Pro tip: if you ever find yourself living in a cramped hotel room without a fridge, store your bagels and cream cheese on the window sill. Just beware the pigeons. Follow Once We Were Spacemen wherever you get your podcasts. Listen to extended episodes a whole week early by joining our Patreon. Once We Were Spacemen is a Collision33 production.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Let's talk about when we were poor.

0:02.8

I went to a little bakery, and I bought a bag of day-old bagels and a cup of cream cheese.

0:12.5

I was living at the Empire Hotel in a very small room, and it had no refrigeration.

0:18.4

So I kept the cream cheese.

0:19.8

It was in January.

0:20.8

I kept the cream cheese on It was in January. I kept the cream cheese on the window sill.

0:24.1

And I tied a shoelace to the bag of bagels and tied them to my radiator and hung them out the window and closed the window because it was cool.

0:32.9

But that was my refrigerator was I hung my food outside the window.

0:36.8

I'm glad a pigeon didn't come for that cheese or the bag.

0:39.5

Yeah, I was going to say, pigeon shit bagels, my favorite.

0:42.6

I still silver at parties.

0:47.6

Once we were spacemen.

1:01.2

I tend to play weird people, usually aliens and robots and things that don't have romance.

1:07.2

I once didn't get a job where they were looking for a Nathan Philean type.

1:10.1

Once we were spacemen.

1:11.9

Once we were spacaceman. Once we were Spaceman.

1:14.2

Alan.

1:22.2

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to another episode of Once We Were Space Man.

1:24.6

And that space was vast. Oh, it was so vast.

1:27.2

And it was expanding at all times.

1:29.9

So when we were spaceman, we were adrift.

1:33.6

Adrift looking at you, wondering, where are you?

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