Once We Were Starving Artists | Episode 21
Once We Were Spacemen
Nathan Fillion & Alan Tudyk
4.9 • 1.5K Ratings
🗓️ 1 April 2026
⏱️ 55 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Let's talk about when we were poor. |
| 0:02.8 | I went to a little bakery, and I bought a bag of day-old bagels and a cup of cream cheese. |
| 0:12.5 | I was living at the Empire Hotel in a very small room, and it had no refrigeration. |
| 0:18.4 | So I kept the cream cheese. |
| 0:19.8 | It was in January. |
| 0:20.8 | I kept the cream cheese on It was in January. I kept the cream cheese on the window sill. |
| 0:24.1 | And I tied a shoelace to the bag of bagels and tied them to my radiator and hung them out the window and closed the window because it was cool. |
| 0:32.9 | But that was my refrigerator was I hung my food outside the window. |
| 0:36.8 | I'm glad a pigeon didn't come for that cheese or the bag. |
| 0:39.5 | Yeah, I was going to say, pigeon shit bagels, my favorite. |
| 0:42.6 | I still silver at parties. |
| 0:47.6 | Once we were spacemen. |
| 1:01.2 | I tend to play weird people, usually aliens and robots and things that don't have romance. |
| 1:07.2 | I once didn't get a job where they were looking for a Nathan Philean type. |
| 1:10.1 | Once we were spacemen. |
| 1:11.9 | Once we were spacaceman. Once we were Spaceman. |
| 1:14.2 | Alan. |
| 1:22.2 | Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to another episode of Once We Were Space Man. |
| 1:24.6 | And that space was vast. Oh, it was so vast. |
| 1:27.2 | And it was expanding at all times. |
| 1:29.9 | So when we were spaceman, we were adrift. |
| 1:33.6 | Adrift looking at you, wondering, where are you? |
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