Once We Did Home Improvements | Episode 10

Once We Were Spacemen

Nathan Fillion & Alan Tudyk

Arts, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Performing Arts

4.9 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 14 January 2026

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Once, the guys reminisced about a hungover hike, debated TV reboots, and discussed why dry wiping is downright unacceptable… even Will Smith and Matt Damon agree. And if you’re wanting to know about home improvement hijinks, you should head over to our Patreon. If you're looking to be educated, you're in the wrong place. But since you'll learn nothing, you're free to doom scroll after listening. Follow Once We Were Spacemen wherever you get your podcasts. Listen to extended episodes a whole week early by joining our Patreon . Once We Were Spacemen is a Collision33 production.

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0:00.0	Back in the day, if you had chronic ear infections, the way I did, they performed a little
0:03.8	procedure called a mastoidectomy. Do they still do this? No, it's archaic, and there's actually now a process by which to repair it. One time, I tried to get it fixed, and it was a day surgery, so you're awake for this surgery. And as they're cutting into my ear canal, my tongue felt like someone was gripping it with pair of pliers and trying to pull it out of my face.
0:22.4	And I said, yeah, my tongue, my tongue, my tongue felt like someone was gripping it with a pair of pliers and trying
0:21.4	to pull it out of my face. And I said, yeah, my tongue, my tongue. And he said, oh, there's a facial
0:26.8	nerve that runs right by the canal here. And if I sever it, your face will drop on the left side.
0:32.4	And he said, I don't think we should pursue this. So, yeah, let's not. Can I give you a second opinion on that?
0:39.0	Yeah.
0:39.6	Give it a shot.
0:43.2	Alan said.
0:49.4	Once we were Spaceman.
0:52.4	Space men.
1:02.9	I tend to play weird people, usually aliens and robots and things that don't have romance.
1:08.9	I once didn't get a job where they were looking for a Nathan Philean type.
1:11.8	Once we were spacemen. Once we were Spaceman.
1:13.7	Once we were Spaceman.
1:16.0	And we're back.
1:16.9	Welcome.
1:18.6	Alan Tudek.
1:24.4	Welcome, everyone, to another installment of once we were spacemen. Because once we were.
1:25.7	We were space.
1:27.2	And inside of that space were men.
1:30.2	And that space that those men were in was space.
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