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Legends of Avantris

Once Upon a Witchlight | Ep. 9 | When the Wagon's a Rockin'

Legends of Avantris

Avantris Entertainment

Leisure, Comedy Fiction, Fiction:comedy Fiction, Games, Fiction

4.9631 Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2024

⏱️ 157 minutes

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Summary

An old party member returns...

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0:00.0

Welcome to Legends of Aventress. I am Grico Grimgrin and you are listening to Once Upon a Witchlight.

0:08.4

Here's what happened last time. Torbeck recently in a drunken rampage stole the cardboard cutout of Clementine from the big top extravaganza.

0:20.3

Her whereabouts is currently unknown.

0:23.4

The letter goes on to say if we turn him in, we'll get Frost back, and I'm sure they're

0:27.0

going to, I don't know, kill him or imprison him.

0:28.9

I mean, how are we expected to choose between Tobac and Frosty?

0:35.9

Are you fucking kidding me?

0:38.3

Something has happened.

0:41.3

What do you mean?

0:42.3

What, you just won that rap battle?

0:43.3

I must produce an air.

0:45.3

What the hell?

0:48.3

What the hell?

0:49.3

I need to fuck a troll.

0:51.3

My name is King Shmabula. My name is King Shmabula.

0:57.6

I am King Smebula.

0:59.5

Okay, why don't we go to the drink cart?

1:01.7

That's the best idea you've had all night.

1:03.3

Get you some wine.

1:03.7

Three drinks at the snail racing.

1:07.0

Let's let this race begin.

1:09.5

Thank you everyone for coming out tonight. Free drinks at the exit.

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