Welcome to Legends of Adventress.

What a do?

The name's Cremely Le Crewe.

You're listening to Once Upon a Witchlight.

Here's what happened last time.

If Vlornet doesn't eat soon, then we're all gonna be fucked.

What we'll do is we'll give you two of these little fuckers to kill.

There are two mounted goblin heads in the dining room.

Two of them like to hang out inside the mouths of the

goblin heads. There is some movement upstairs. It takes a couple of minutes before you see

this naked dangling satyr directly in front of your face. The cage spins around in the air

as he looks at all of you, completely nude and completely free.

It is lovely to meet all of you.

By pure happenstance, we've found ourselves in each other's presence.

You know, this requires a reward.

One large, blooming rose.

Oh! He spins it around in his hand and he tosses it out to you.

And Frost you immediately see, as the light shines on this, a glint of magic.

Yes, luck would be on all of our sides today.

Tata for now.

And with a wry smile, he turns and jumps off of the balcony and disappears.

What happened?

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