What a do, welcome to Ladies of Ventress.

My name is Cremely Creece, and you are listening to Once Upon a Witchlight.

Here's what happened last time.

Yeah, I mean, you know, I'm really loving the crowd tonight.

I mean, this guy's just got his head blown and clean off, and they're asking about dessert.

You hear him mad they? They're gonna kill King Gull. How do we feel he would fare against our grand judges?

How could we ever say no?

Alright, look, we're gonna do this, uh, Julia.

We gotta put all this behind us.

We gotta just ignore it.

Kind of like how the casting director ignores your alcoholism,

your drug problems, and your sorted sexual past.

What you say?

We have found a new judge, Pavlona Blight Straw.

Beaselberries?

Beaselberry?

It's a beaselberry.

Tadolabary.

Have you ever milked a beasel before?

Oh, my beautiful sacks. They're not just so old.

Why do you think that one guy keeps hitting on that weird drunk old lady? Amanda, this is all over. Those two are fucker.

You know, we're together, they call me Bobby, but I call her Bob in.

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