4.8 • 676 Ratings
🗓️ 3 January 2014
⏱️ 76 minutes
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Once Bitten is either the best or worst movie we've watched for the show. Actually, it's probably both. We all had a great time with it despite the fact that it's objectively awful. After giving some context for what else was going on in the world when the film was released in 1985, the gang buckles up for a completely bonkers breakdown of this misguided horror/comedy. Donna gushes about her favorite scene, Carlos complains about one he found particularly offensive, and Chris pitches a more straightforward version of this story.
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0:00.0 | Hey, do you remember once bitten? |
0:05.0 | Hello and welcome, Hey Do You Remember, a show where we reminisce about a movie or TV series we grew up with, then take off the rose-tinted glasses to see how it holds up today. |
0:31.7 | I'm Chris. |
0:32.6 | I'm Donna. |
0:33.6 | And I'm Carlos. |
0:34.8 | And today we're revisiting Once Bitten. |
0:37.7 | Mark Kendall's a regular guy. |
0:39.7 | Kick me out of here! |
0:41.4 | With normal problems. |
0:43.1 | I want to, but I want it to be special. |
0:47.7 | But Mark's just discovered... |
0:49.7 | Hello, tall, dark and handsome. |
0:51.8 | That is one-night stand. |
0:53.6 | I haven't had anything this pure since the Vienna Boys Choir hit down. |
0:57.8 | Has been around for centuries. |
0:59.9 | I'm 390 years old. |
1:02.8 | 400 if you're a day. |
1:04.8 | Mark Kendall is necking with a vampire. |
1:08.6 | Once Bitten is a 1985 horror comedy that is pretty frightening and funny, |
1:13.2 | just maybe not for the reasons the filmmakers intended. It's probably best known for featuring |
1:18.0 | a young Jim Carrey in his first starring role and for being completely bug-nut bonkers. |
1:23.5 | Carrie plays Mark Kendall, a high school senior who's growing impatient with his frigid girlfriend Robin. |
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