On top of a great white shark
The Luke and Pete Show
Stak Production
4.8 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 17 August 2020
⏱️ 32 minutes
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Summary
On today’s show we’re talking about wildlings, the woeful ending of Game of Thrones and cannibalism.
Also on this episode, Pete goes through some of the drunk texts he sent over the weekend and we hear an incredible story about an Australian man who jumped off his surf board, onto a shark.
We then read an email from a listener who’s had an unfortunate mishap with the mute button during a work meeting. Also, we hear from Hasan, whose PE teacher was a Premier League linesman.
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| 0:18.4 | Welcome to the Luke and the Pete show. It is a Monday. I do hope you are keeping well. I'm the Pete Donaldson from north of the wall for the... |
| 0:22.1 | Do they call them groundlings or wildlings wildlings |
| 0:24.8 | in game of thrones yeah wildlings but I don't I don't think you are really |
| 0:29.6 | long I really I really love you I want to know for sure did they ever do that yeah |
| 0:36.2 | a party of that sounds tedious and that's exactly what game of thrones fans would be |
| 0:39.6 | but that have broken the fourth wall during the show if I just started doing that |
| 0:43.4 | wildlings had broken the fourth wall during the show if I just started doing that. Wildlings do-noo-do-do-hoo! |
| 0:46.4 | My heart's sake. |
| 0:48.6 | No, but done on a ukulele by a young hipster. |
| 0:52.4 | No, you can, yeah, no, but The ukulele is made of bones. |
| 0:55.0 | Yes. |
| 0:56.0 | And the guitar strings are made of bones. |
| 0:58.0 | And the skeleton's money. |
| 1:00.0 | Up here, bones equals money, dollars. |
| 1:04.0 | How much food is this? |
| 1:06.0 | So I don't think you are a wildling. |
| 1:08.0 | I think that you, so in Game of Thrones, |
| 1:10.0 | I mean, you started this dancing so you know exactly what you gave me something for. I think, you know exactly what you get. Yeah, okay. |
| 1:13.4 | I think you know Norfolk the war would have to be Scotland. |
| 1:17.0 | I think you'd be one of those. |
| 1:18.0 | You'd be a northerner, but you wouldn't be quite that far north, you wouldn't be a wild thing. |
| 1:22.0 | I'd be the man on the wall. I'll be a part of the night's watch, wouldn't I? Just just lads, hanging out with lads, talking about lassas that they've slept with. |
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