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I'm Richard Porter. I'm Johnny Smith and this is Smith and Smith a podcast in which two friends talk about cars and this week answer your questions. I promised you last week that I would tell you the stories about when I was chased by the police. Oh yeah!

After your bulldozer shenanigans last week,

because my stories aren't as good as yours.

One of them is, it's really stupid as well.

I hope there's some kind of statute of limitations on this and we're beyond it because the first one was

Me and a couple of mates and we were walking back from we'd probably been to the pub when we're like 17 and

someone set fire to a for sale board outside a house. What are those plastic?

They're like... Estate agent, yeah plastic and they burn like a

bastard. What, with it just with a lighter as people smoking?

Someone had a lighter on them and they set fire to an estate agents board and they go up like an

absolute bastard. And then there was the classic oi and nothing makes your heart race

like an oi from across the street. You know what I mean?

This is that kind of, uh-oh, so somebody's in a quiet suburban road in elderly edge, which is

a quite a fancy area near where I grew up and we legged it and I legged it

I can't remember why I would do this but rather than leg it down the street I

legged it into the garden of this house and down the side of the house and hid and then I could

hear somebody came out of the house with a garden I was hiding in and went to talk to the man who shouted

oi out on the street and I could hear them talking. I think I heard the word police mentioned and then sure

enough the police turned up.

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