On The Gaetz Day of Christmas
Hysteria
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🗓️ 19 December 2024
⏱️ 61 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to Hysteria. I'm Erin Ryan. And I am Alyssa Master Monaco. |
| 0:13.0 | Alyssa, last week I asked you to eliminate one Christmas song. This week I am asking you to eliminate one kind of Christmas candy forever. |
| 0:22.3 | Go. |
| 0:23.1 | Candy King. |
| 0:24.1 | You're eliminating the Candy King? |
| 0:26.1 | I mean to eat, not decorate with. |
| 0:28.5 | No, you cannot use the candy in any context. |
| 0:32.0 | Okay, so then hear me out. |
| 0:33.7 | What is another Christmas candy? |
| 0:35.9 | Peanut brittle, gumdrops. |
| 0:38.8 | Really? |
| 0:39.5 | Oh, things you decorate. |
| 0:41.9 | Oh, okay. |
| 0:42.7 | I'll eliminate a marshmallow Santa. |
| 0:46.0 | Chocolate covered marshmallow Santa, gone. |
| 0:47.8 | Those are for Halloween or for Easter. |
| 0:49.6 | Like Santa, you don't need that Santa. |
| 0:52.7 | You don't need that Santa. Have a carrot stick. |
| 0:56.6 | Okay. |
| 0:57.1 | What about you? |
| 0:58.0 | Peanut brittle. |
| 0:59.1 | I don't like how it sticks to my teeth and so therefore nobody should have it. |
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