Please note that by listening to this podcast you are consenting to being shocked,

riled up and quite possibly appalled, but why stop now?

Welcome to Looslips, I'll lock down with me,

Georgie Porter. And me, Samira Mighty, we are your weekly dose of honesty,

giving you a fresh new take on... Oh, sorry, I just dropped my life on the floor.

It's fair with me, yeah, fair with me today. Right.

Alala, lala, benga. Okay, giving you a fresh new take on the stories of the week.

It's been yet another week of recording from home, and we cannot wait to bring you

your brilliant stories of the week. This week, find out what made Georgie say this.

As if people took in life, like, I want me to see this.

I just be like, move, man. No, I'm joking.

So we're having technical difficulties always, my end, because I'm really old-fashioned.

And have a telephone with a wire attached.

Wow. You're not even a landline, are you?

Do you remember those? Do you remember a landline?

Yeah, I wish I had one of them.

I love a landline.

Yeah, how have you been? What have you been up to? What's been going on?

Um, absolutely nothing, you?

Same nothing. Yes, in fact, you know what? I feel like it's gone so far now.

Like, it's literally gone so far that I'm going to

rewind. I'm going to rewind and start again from the beginning of lockdown,

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