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Welcome to those lips. I'll lock down with me, Georgie Porter.

And me, Samiramite, we are your weekly dose of honesty giving it a fresh new take on the stories of

the week. It's been yet another week of recording from home and we cannot wait to bring you your

brilliant stories of the week. This week, find out what made Georgie say this.

I'm looking at everyone like, oh possibly in the future when I'm out of here, I could

mind you. I've helped me to mirror saying this. Yeah, how dare you like, what about the cheeseflat

I fucking wanted. Hi. How are you? What's going on? What is in front of you right now? What is happening?

Nothing is happening. I'm being like extremely hot for some reason.

Oh, that's good though. It's like absolute what European holiday-esque style.

Weird. I'm afraid to be not in there at all to be honest, but oh yeah. Why don't you get one of those

little spray bottles and just spray yourself? And just breathe in there. The water is coming

in my hair. But what are your thoughts of where? Oh my god. I don't know if I can imagine

you could stretch that far right now. So are you some baby non-ibarkiny? Are you having a lovely time?

It's okay. I don't go outside in my garden in some beef. I get too scared.

I've got a lot of wildlife in my garden. There's a lot going on. I think a Mac pie is

battered. One of my little birds as well. There's just a bunch of flowers on the floor and I was like,

oh no. Flowers. I mean, I'm afraid it's not flowers. Have you gone to a park or something?

Yeah, and lie down. Yeah. All the golf courses were like short and we could go on the golf

courses and like the Timber and Assam Pit and now they're all open and it's like serious. Everyone.

Yeah. Like, a month time with their golf sticks. Oh god. I'm not involved in golf.

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