Go with it guys. Please note that by listening to this podcast you're

consenting to being shocked, riled up and quite possibly uphills. But why stop now?

Welcome to Looslips on lockdown with me, Georgie Porter. And me, Samir Maiti,

we are your weekly dose of honesty giving you fresh new take on the stories of the week.

It's been another week of recording from home and we cannot wait to bring you your

brilliant stories of the week. This week, find out what made Georgie say this.

Like spins in a sexual way. So like we'll do things like we're coming together,

let's come together. And what made Samir say this? I want to tell up.

Ooh, I feel like it's going to be a heavy one.

So guys, two things I've got to tell you, right? I don't know if I told you this last time,

probably not. Me and Mum went for like a walk through the day outside with the dog.

And as I was walking near my church, there was a guy, right? Smoking a vape with a hat on.

And as we like approached him, like me and Mum were like, blah, blah, blah,

chat, chat, chat. And this guy comes up to us and then goes,

are you here for the meeting? Fuck off. I know. I know.

It's been like a year, a year. Well, yeah, what meeting.

Yeah.

Well, me and Mum literally just were, no, no, of course not. And then like, what's on?

But then after us, I was like, we should have said yes.

Yeah, but then you were like, what if you got stabbed to something?

No, like I knew it was you. I knew it was you, bro.

Yeah, like what would have happened? Like what was I in? I clicked.

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