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Welcome to Looselips Unlockdown with me, George Porter.

And me, Samir Amitie, we are your weekly dose of honesty giving your fresh new take on the stories

of the week. It's been yet another week of recording from home and we can't wait to bring

you your brilliant stories of the week. This week, find out what Major would you say this?

Why didn't he want to be a champion of the people? What an idiot.

I want my smile say this. Sam, I don't know, Trump.

But Jo-no, is it like the Caribbean in London right now?

Yeah, it's like I don't like it. It's too much. It's too hot.

It doesn't work. No, no, because nobody's used to it there.

Yeah, and it just feels like, I don't know, it's just too hot. The hottest day of the year is tomorrow.

What's going to happen? I can't do it. I can't. I won't be in the Caribbean.

Yeah, so you know that there's a beach and there's the sea and a plunge pool.

Yeah, exactly. Yeah, it makes sense. In Manchester, when this happens, everybody goes topless,

even the women. And it goes a crazy way. Everybody just is out.

Oh my god. Yeah, never gets drunk.

With more of the parks, it's going to be mad.

Yeah, we're not prepared for this in this life, I would.

I know, a lot done anything. I want to be real.

No, let's be real. I went to the Traffiton yesterday.

I didn't know what to wear. So I wore like these leather pants.

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