This episode of the Logan Pete Show is sponsored by his majesty's prison and probation service.

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Welcome to the Luke and the Patriot. It is Monday, the 29th of March. Doggers just decided

to start barking as I started this year. Welcome, friends, Romans, countrymen. How you doing,

Luke? You all right? It's me, Mum's birthday today. Oh, at me, birthday, Mummy Moor. Yeah.

Cool to this morning, didn't I? No, what did you say? I'm off the birthday. Sang a song down

the phone to her at a noxious volume. Yeah. She called me a stupid idiot and I said,

look out for a delivery today. I don't know what time it's coming. So she said, thanks very

much for that. So my birthday present is on the one of the nicest days of the spring. So far,

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