I spent 40,000 thousand dollars on shoes.

What's the matter, morning?

Moral, this thing.

Turn to my own little breath.

Moral, the thing. Prince

I'm a little price.

Great downs, beautiful downs.

Fashion has changed.

Oh, it happens. Hi, I'm Lauren Karoni and I'm Chelsea Ferless and welcome back to another every

outfit podcast episode guys I'm back. You're alive.

Strep throat tried to take me down, but I have more sarcastic commentary to dispense on pop culture

so I will not be brought down.

Thank God for that.

However, I'm sure some of the especially parasocial fuckettes have noticed, like,

Lauren, you've been sick a bunch and have missed several podcast recordings over the past year.

Yeah, it's giving Beth from little women.

I don't know whether to chalk this up to coincidence or seeing that for years and years I was never sick I've gotten sick six times in the

past almost two years and they have all affected my voice should I take this as the universe's sign to stop

podcasting? Yeah, I think you might need to shut the fuck up. Well, not this week.

Not this week. No, we have too much to catch up on. We were both in New York, but truly only saw each other for a few hours, honestly.

Yeah. So how was your birthday? I turned 40 years old guys, which is crazy.

Although if I'm being honest, 39 was an equally big birthday for me because that's when I realized that I was

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