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The Mike O'Meara Show

Mike O'Meara, Robb Spewak, Josh Sroka

Comedy, News

4.7 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 15 July 2011

⏱️ 72 minutes

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0:00.0	Check check.
0:01.0	Are these wireless?
0:04.0	No, yes they are.
0:05.0	So there's a little just turn it and then you're good.
0:09.0	What's happening?
0:11.0	Nothing much.
0:12.0	Can you hear me? In a world. I've got internet. Yeah, in a world. In a world. In a world where feces is king.
0:23.0	Dookie Island coming this summer.
0:27.0	The only man can say them is Argy.
0:31.0	With Skype you mean? This week on the Michael Marabona Show.
0:37.0	My name is Beatrice and I'm a modern woman.
0:41.0	What is the modern woman looking for in today's society?
0:45.0	What I think the modern woman is looking for is the opportunity to
0:50.0	fulfill herself and how you may ask is she going to fulfill herself. And how you may ask is she going to fulfill herself? I'm here to tell you.
0:56.8	She fulfills herself by living her life to its fullest,
1:01.2	eventually settling down, having a family, and then torturing that man in her
1:09.2	life on a daily basis in every way she can
1:15.3	nagging him, bitching at him and if he gets out of line
1:20.7	tying him to a bed after she drugs him and then cutting off his
1:24.3	fucking penis and throwing it down in the garbage disposal. Yes sir you have a
1:30.2	question? What's your name again? Beatrice. Do you remember the TV
1:34.2	commercial that said we're Beatrice? I do. You know what I say to my man?
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